A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby |
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Parts of the Dead Sea Scrolls appeared for sale in the June 1, 1954 issue of the Wall Street Journal. |
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Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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acid rock
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You'll finally come out of the closet this week. You won't tell everyone that your gay, but you will stop living in the closet. A dustbunny tries to convince you to assasinate the president but you don't listen because he smells a little shady.
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