I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright |
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Ancient Egyptian women used to wear perfume cones made of wax that would melt in the heat letting out a nice fragrance. |
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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
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Your life-long dream of joining the Vienna Boys Choir are crushed when you recieve the Cease and Desist order. You just couldn't overcome the fact that you are not a boy and you can't sing. This does free up some time to work on your autobiography "What is that smell?"
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