What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin |
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. |
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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You have rid your lufa of all the remaining squirrels. You really took a beating but you kept your nuts and forced them into a strategic retreat. The city council will deny your request to have all of the trees removed, they just don't understand, do they? You are further disheartened when the council accepts the squirrels' "Oil for Nuts" program.
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