The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry |
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Americans on average use about 580 pounds of paper per year per person. |
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Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"
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Mercury won't stop crying and you won't shut up. You are going to annoy everyone around you and they won't want to be around you for a long time. The huge surprise party you are planning for yourself is going to be a big flop. Cancel the orchestra.
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