A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope |
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Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars. |
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Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
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Beware of seven toed porcupines. You'll find out his week that every conspiracy theory you have ever had, are true. Unfortunately this revelation will come to you in the middle of a UFO probing session and your memory will be erased. The memory eraser doesn't take completely and you will be left wondering if you were probed or if you just had a really awkward moment with your roommate.
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