He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"
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Finally! Something good is going to come from your pants. How does mushroom farming sound to you? Not the trippy kind crackhead, we're talking portabellas and shitaki here. Other than a few scary moments on Iron Chef things will go pretty good. Don't over fertilize.
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