He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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The bloodhound is the only animal whose evidence is admissible in an American court. |
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Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"
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Life is like a bed of roses, it's really itchy and you can't afford it. You will suffer thousands of tiny bruises when you are trampled by a herd of stampeding mice. Nobody knows where they came from or how they got into your car.
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