When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein |
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According to the American Solar Energy Society, enough sunlight falls on the earth's surface each minute to meet world energy demand for an entire year. |
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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Saturn hates yellow cheeses. You will get into an accident on the way to work. As you lay in the hospital your spouse breaks it to you that they are leaving you for your lawyer. You decide not to drop your lawyer when they offer you a discount for handling both the divorce and the accident case.
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