A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby |
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds. |
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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crazy bones
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Saturn broke the big dipper, wreaking havoc with your transgressional vortexes. Things seem to be going well for you this week until you find out it is all just a big lie. Every single bit of it. Breathing may cause problems, use sparingly.
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