My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres |
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In 1893, the first mosque in the United States was built. |
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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"
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You will only wet your pants three times this week. A chicken will start following you everywhere you go. When you finally give up trying to get rid of it and lay down to sleep it jumps onto the bed and sings a lullaby softly into your ear. Once you are asleep it steals your wallet and leaves.
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