The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry |
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Americans did not commonly use forks until after the Civil War. |
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A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.
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Scorpio, Scorpio, Where for art thou Scorpio? We don't know where the hell you are either. Would it kill you to buy a map? We tried to get a search posse together but it quickly degraded into a raucus game of strip badminton. Probably best that you weren't there, with that whole shuttlecock envy thing you have.
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