Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields |
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The U.S. Department of Energy expects wind power to supply at least five percent of the nation's electricity by 2020. |
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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
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You've heard of the term "All Hell Breaking Loose," right? Well, it is, and it's all coming out of that ugly lamp you bought at the thrift store. One hundred watts of hellfire and damnation are coming your way. As the demon hoards spew from your Clapper (TM) you wonder why this month you actually remembered to pay the power bill.
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