Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein |
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German immigrant, Louis Prang was the first to bring Christmas cards to America. |
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Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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disgusting
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You will receive an email that promises to take care of that "little" problem you have. Ok...not really a great prediction, but it's the most interesting thing that's going to happen to you this week. Well, except for that whole baby thing.
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