If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers |
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds. |
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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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So they named a car after you...woop de freakin doo~ You can quit pointing out every one you see driving down the street. We get it, we got it the first 50 times! They are the only thing cheaper and more used than you and we are starting to wonder why we hang out with you at all.
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