I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx |
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The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. |
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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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You won't believe anything we tell you this week. So that really good thing that we were going to tell you about? Not happening! Now something really bad is going to happen and we aren't going to tell you what that is either. How do you like them apples?! Hopefully you will learn your lesson.
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