You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S. Truman |
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Franklin Pierce was the first U.S. President to have a Christmas tree in the White House |
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One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"
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They say that the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Although most don't say it when they are being picked up for trying to smoke their neighbors lawn. What were you thinking? Lay off the smoke for a little while. Your eyes are so bloodshot everything you see has a pink tint to it. No one believes that you need it for your cataracts. And always remember, no matter how stoned you are streaking in C-Block is never a good idea. Unless your into that kind of thing of course *wink*
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