What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin |
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The U.S. Department of Energy expects wind power to supply at least five percent of the nation's electricity by 2020. |
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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A local television station will send a crew over to your house for a special about a pet psychic. While trying to find underlying issues of your cat's death complex, your precious kitty tells everyone about all those really naughty things you do in your bedroom. Even the perverts think there is something wrong with you.
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