When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein |
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98% of houses in the United States have at least one television set. |
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There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.
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The Sun has cooled off so your finances won't look quite as bleek this week. You still think you are better than everyone else. Your confidence allows you to get a crew of windshield washers together to work 17th Street. You consider branching out to Off-Ramp Oranges.
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