There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Mark Twain |
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A new study finds those who won Nobel Prizes between 1901 and 1950 lived about 2 years longer than nominees who didn't win. |
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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'
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Mars drank too much on Spring break leaving you with a massive cosmic hangover. You will be completely unmotivated to do anything. You will find the perfect job on Wednesday, but you won't get off your lazy ass. Be ready for complaints about the smell on Friday.
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