I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright |
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7 out of 10 people believe in life after death. |
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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
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groovy
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Jupiter has lost touch with reality, causing you to have an overwhelming feeling of hate for all other humans. You will meet your soul mate this week. Unfortunately, due to your attitude, they can't stand to be around you. On the plus side, they are the person who buys the winning ticket ahead of Gemini.
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