I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steven Wright |
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. |
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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'
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Saturn broke the big dipper, wreaking havoc with your transgressional vortexes. Things seem to be going well for you this week until you find out it is all just a big lie. Every single bit of it. Breathing may cause problems, use sparingly.
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