If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin |
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It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs. |
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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hideous
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Ooh man, um, just don't go outside this week, and just to be safe, you might not want to go in a bathroom either. Good Luck!
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