If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Lily Tomlin |
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In its entire lifetime, the average worker bee produces 1/12th teaspoon of honey. |
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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Neptune failed his breathalyzer which is creating a decline in your general aural amplitude. Your dog is not going to die this week, but another leg will fall off. Try to keep up your facade of happiness even though you are going to be feeling really, really sad.
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