My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. Spike Milligan |
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A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day. |
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A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.
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house music
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You will learn that your boss doesn't give a rat's ass about "freedom of speech" (The "...and the horse that rode you in" line was a classic though, go you!) The life of a prairie dog cloner wasn't for you anyway. You think that maybe arificial worm insemination is the way to go.
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