Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen |
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Americans did not commonly use forks until after the Civil War. |
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Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
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hysterical
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You will spend most of the week dodging coconuts that have suddenly started to fall out of the sky directly above your head. You will get used to it but you can pretty much kiss the job at the skylight factory good-bye.
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