Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno |
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Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars. |
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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
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We know how much you hate spiders, so we are leaving that part out. Besides, no one could have forseen that many of them fitting into a pancreas. You do get to catch up on your favorite talk shows while you are stuck in bed.
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