I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula Poundstone |
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. |
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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Things aren't looking good for you this week. Mercury is really P.Oed at Mars and the Sun is in it's second trimester. Steal as many pens, staplers, and copy paper that you can early in the week in preparation for a dramatic career change on Thursday or Friday. Relationship possibilities abound this week, don't be afraid to chat while standing in line for your blanket at the shelter.
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