My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. Spike Milligan |
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Among the Abipone people of Paraguay, individuals who abstain from alcohol are thought to be cowardly, degenerate and stupid. |
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A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.
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A strange rash will develop that will cause you not to be able to wear anything on your lower body. The fear of an STD goes away when you remember that that hasn't been an issue since 1986. The pantless week goes surprisingly well until you freak out because nobody will sit next to you at bingo.
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