I rant, therefore I am. Dennis Miller |
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98% of houses in the United States have at least one television set. |
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Mars is feeling frisky. You will manage to escalate a small misunderstanding with your neighbor into an all out war. You keep your honor as you won't admit defeat even as they are dragging you from the smoldering rubble that use to be your home. You celebrate beating the charges with an insanity plea by going to Denny's.
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