It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry |
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds. |
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A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and a drink she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I'm pretty sure those other two girls used their arms.
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Your goldfish will suddenly grow two legs, leap out of it's bowl and flip you off as it leaves to pursue it's dream of performing with the Ice Capades. If it makes you feel any better, it falls a little short when it dies in a freak bus accident while touring with Chucky Cheese On Ice.
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