There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Mark Twain |
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Silicon from one ton of sand, used in photovoltaic cells, could produce as much electricity as burning 500,000 tons of coal. |
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There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"
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Space Ghost
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They say that the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Although most don't say it when they are being picked up for trying to smoke their neighbors lawn. What were you thinking? Lay off the smoke for a little while. Your eyes are so bloodshot everything you see has a pink tint to it. No one believes that you need it for your cataracts. And always remember, no matter how stoned you are streaking in C-Block is never a good idea. Unless your into that kind of thing of course *wink*
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