I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula Poundstone |
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In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it. |
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Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"
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You will spend most of the week dodging coconuts that have suddenly started to fall out of the sky directly above your head. You will get used to it but you can pretty much kiss the job at the skylight factory good-bye.
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