A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope |
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A 1,200-pound horse eats about seven times it's own weight each year. |
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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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Finally! Something good is going to come from your pants. How does mushroom farming sound to you? Not the trippy kind crackhead, we're talking portabellas and shitaki here. Other than a few scary moments on Iron Chef things will go pretty good. Don't over fertilize.
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