Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen |
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In 1893, the first mosque in the United States was built. |
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A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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Stop watching "Friends" repeats. It is just making you depressed about the lack of your own. On a whim, you decide to auction off your body on eBay. The winning bid is $2.46 and was placed by an Ecuadorian gentleman named Larry who is planning on parting you out.
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