If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers |
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German immigrant, Louis Prang was the first to bring Christmas cards to America. |
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One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"
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Ahh Taurus, always the before picture, never the after. You decide to get laser surgery so you can get rid of that five pounds of glass making a dent in your nose. Too bad your friend with the laser pointer key chain isn't a liscensed optimologist. Your vision is worse than ever but on the good side your lazy eye has been scared straight.
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