You're only has good as your last haircut. Fran Lebowitz |
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The bloodhound is the only animal whose evidence is admissible in an American court. |
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A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to the dogs balls. The man says "You know if you tied it around his neck, it would go faster." The boy replies, "I know but then I wouldn't get the cool siren."
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You will contract a rare combination of Asian Bird Flu, and Chicken Pox. This results in a very uncomfortable week of scratching and nose blowing. On the upside, everytime you sneeze you lay an egg.
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