I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steven Wright |
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Americans on average use about 580 pounds of paper per year per person. |
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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"
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You will decide to take a mail order course to teach you how to be a fishing guide. After you pay your $200 and "Graduate" you will proudly wear your "I Am A Master Baiter" T-shirt for the rest of the week. Don't trust any large, shifty looking cotton swabs.
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