You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S. Truman |
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The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. |
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A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to the dogs balls. The man says "You know if you tied it around his neck, it would go faster." The boy replies, "I know but then I wouldn't get the cool siren."
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Saturn hates yellow cheeses. You will get into an accident on the way to work. As you lay in the hospital your spouse breaks it to you that they are leaving you for your lawyer. You decide not to drop your lawyer when they offer you a discount for handling both the divorce and the accident case.
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